A Gem

This is just too rich not to share:

A text received today from my beloved former roommate, Jeff.

“Random text: do u remember one day just me and u were sailing
together, and for some reason the conversation led to us trying to
figure out who was the god of war? Well, I have been on the toilet for
about 20mins reading the toilet bible to random facts of life, and
according to this book the god of war is Mars. Just an fyi. Miss U!!!”